The United Kingdom of Puppet State 319 is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The quiet, industrious population of 3.8 billion Puppet State 319ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 38.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Puppet State 319ian economy, worth 99.5 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 26,180 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and air purifiers fight smoke machines on Puppet State 319ian stage setups. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puppet State 319's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Puppet State 319 is ranked 145,170^th in the world and 4^th in Silly for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 444.69 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.